Improved (Deutsche) Bank/ing.

Things that would make banking with my Deutsche Bank account much easier:  

1. If/Else logic for standing orders, i.e. only transfer the money out if salary or other income has actually reached my bank account.
2. HTTP 301 inspired Redirects in case a bank account isn’t available anymore and transactions just get routed to a new one.
3. Don’t spam me with your ever-growing main navigation and gazillion services with a “NEW” tag that are there over 1 year. Give me at least some Preferences where I can hide all those features.