Remember to have a diversified bond portfolio

Retro-style illustrated poster showing five tuxedo-clad James Bonds outside the New York Stock Exchange, with the slogan Remember to have a diversified bond portfolio.

Never put all your money on one Bond. Spread it across a few decades, several tuxedos, and different levels of willingness to destroy an Aston Martin.

The portfolio looks balanced until you realise every holding drinks on the job, attracts international trouble, and expenses the damage to the same employer.

Still, excellent liquidity. Mostly martinis.